Home Invasion, Part 2

Tuesday, of course, brought new surprises, along with a trip to see Ratatouille.


Besides my invader squealing over that rat and laughing over the preview for Underdog ("You don't see dogs stealing from each other..." "You don't see humans sniffing each other, either." "Hmmm...Touche.") we had a wonderful time, as I had mentioned previously. We finished off the day making Spitterdoodles---I mean, Snickerdoodles. We went through a lot of time draining the eggs instead of cracking them, as we had plans for the next day.

Oh yah, that morning I had broken an egg over my invader's head. At first my invader thought it was a real egg. Then she touched it and discovered it wasn't, which set us to laughing, and then inspired us to drain the aforementioned eggs, so we could stuff them with confetti and break them over unsuspecting people heads. Our chance came when we went to a picnic the next day....

Confetti everywhere. We had a few people react like my invader had, wondering if we had just actually broken a real egg over their heads. Then we played Apples to Apples (hilariously, of course) played ultimate, and then played hide-and-seek in the Japanese gardens. Before you complain that we're too old to be playing that, you should try it some time. Its wonderful.

Thursday brought the drawing to the end of my home invasion. We went to a street fair, which happened to have some of my friends playing there, and did some "dancing in the streets." It was during this time that my invader broke her camera. Fortunately, I was not responsible, nor did I happen to be swinging with her at that time.

*Sigh of relief*

Friday we took our Home Invader to her home.

*Larger sigh of relief*

I like my invader, but it was nice to get a full night's sleep....

10. Invaders will give weird looks if you break an egg over their heads.
9. Invaders like their own club name to be in a movie.
8. Invaders like music. It is wise to bring an invader to listen to music.
7. Do not do anything that would hold you responsible for damaging an invader's property while they are listening to music.
6. Do not tell invaders that you have never played "Apples to Apples"
5. If you do tell your invader that you have never played "Apples to Apples" make sure you have an equally fun game to teach them.
4. Bring a blanket to a picnic.
3. Play Hide and Go Seek or other childish games in Japanese gardens. This gives Invaders the chance to take cool pictures.
2. Invaders like taking cool pictures.
1. Hug your invader hard when she leaves.

~Dresden