Top Ten Things You End Up Doing (but don't really want to) When You're Bored

10. Watch chick flicks.
9. Blow a hotdog up in the microwave
8. Drive around just to practice Chinese firedrills.
7. Read multiple forwards
6. Jump on Catsup packs.
5. Make carmel corn with bunny slippers on your hands.
4. Practice mimiking Tilda Swinton's voice.
3. Watch Stargate or Food Network.
2. Read old FCN articles.
1. Write lists like this one.

Thanks to decarus, Ellesar, Arianna, EdmundtheJust, Narnia_Nut and Lindir for helping me with this.