A Day in the Life of A City

Ty just scared me.

Bad.

And he got Oyi to help him, naughty little girl. :P

It happened quite simply, like this:

I was on the internet, chatting away with Oyi, when I suddenly got an invite to chat with a username that looked very weird. I asked Oyi if she knew who this was. She asked some questions about he/she/it, then told me to accept the invite. I quote myself:

me: who is _____ ?
Oyi: Who?
me: Who is that? do you know?
Oyi: Is he/she talking to you or something?
me: it wants to chat with me.
Oyi:Accept the invite
me: And say what?
Oyi: You don't have to say anything. Just start by accepting the invite. That just means it added you to its buddy list
me: Okay....I'm trusting you. Please don't steer me wrong.
Do you know who this is?
Oyi?
I'm scared.
Oyi: What's he saying?
me: Nothing. He's busy.
Oyi: Ungh brb
me: Who is it?
OYI!!!! DON"T LEAVE ME!!!!
Oyi: Back
Ah yeah, I know ____.
me: So do I/
The silly.
Oyi: He's perfectly harmless.

Yah, he's perfectly harmless. Very harmless. Our conversation begins:

Ty: Did you know that in foreign countries, licking doorknobs is a crime punishable by death and/or taxes?
me: Who are you?
Ty: Bored.
me: Is this M?
Ty: Probably not.
me: Do you carry around tissue boxes growling "my prescious"? (long story, I'll tell later if you really want to know)
Ty: Could be, though. That'd be really cool.
I wish I did
me: Is this someone I know?
Ty: Unless you've forgotten
me: Where would I know you from?
Ty: Clear your cerebral cortex, the answer will come...
me: E?
Ty: In the meantime, (some addy) So close.
me: (I figure out who it is) TY!!!! You silly!!!
Ty: I was just starting to have fun, too.
me: Okay, I'll pretend I didn't realize that this is Ty.

Etc.

They were being vewwy Naughty. With an accent. This is wierd. And I rewarded their naughty conduct with a post. Tsk tsk.

~Dresden