I Will....

I will, I will, I will, I will.

And Elle MUST keep me from doing it.

I will NOT, I will NOT, I will NOT, I will NOT, I will NOT.

So far she has vacuumed me up (she always finds that crack in the floor I hide in!), stuck me in a bottle (which I broke.), locked me into the back drawer of her desk (which I also promptly broke.)

I will NOT, I will NOT, I will NOT.

But her major mode of keeping me from doing it is hand slapping.

slap slap slap slap slap

Suddenly, I'm reduced to eating cellary.

But we have fun with it. Even when I'm not hungry, I'll pretend I'm sneaking to get a cookie, and we'll have a rousing chase all round the room, that will end up getting Ara wet, poking MD and Briggs, and spilling the cookies.

Dieting with cookies in the house is hard. But I am prevailing over the cookie!

The Poke Monster

It is always wise, before you go to sleep, to beware...of The Poke Monster.

This is someone you may not want to be scared of. Infact, I know several Poke Monsters. They are usually very nice, although one of them has a tendency to attempt to poke her finger in the light socket(that's my mad scientist friend). My other Poke Monster has other nicknames too, but doesn't answer to some of them. Anyways, the Poke Monsters work in shifts, so there really is only one on duty at the time. One lives in the Cup and Platter, or nearby, at least, and the other lives down south, and comes up to visit me when she thinks I'm in desperate need of a poke.

But they are both Poke Monsters. Things characteristic of a Poke Monster:

1. 10. They usually dwell in hot, deserty places.
2. 9. They are masters of "Pip-fu" (a way of fighting invented by Pippin)
3. 8. They turn FaunSong into a duck by poking her magic button
4. 7. They like throwing/mixing things in/with water
5. 6. Try to fool you into letting down your guard by being very quiet before poking
6. 5. They like to ding people in IM conversations
7. 4. They poke you for no reason
8. 3. They do it very sweetly
9. 2. They claim you started it
10. 1. They like fudgesicles

Seeing all of these characteristics at one time can be very interesting. Watch for the fudge lines around the mouth, and be sure to warn Fauny if you see more than one sign of a Poke Monster. I like it when Fauny can talk, not quack.

*Squeaks, and tries to avoid a poke*

Run for your lives, peoples!!!!!

~A City

Thanks to Ellesar (a confirmed Poke Monster) and FaunSong612 for helping me compile my list.