I Suppose....

I suppose, for the patriotism, or the thanksgivingism, or the somethingism, I ought to write a Thanksgiving post. But the problem is, my Thanksgiving isn't until tomorrow, when people will be trampling each other for the best buys. So, in a cynically-thanksgivingy way, here's my thankfullnesses:

1. 10. I'm thankful I do not need to go shopping tomorrow.
2. 9. I'm thankful I have the Internet to take care of my shopping, if I happen to need to purchase anything tomorrow.
3. 8. I'm thankful for the phone so that I can call my friends instead of driving somewhere to visit them.
4. 7. I'm glad my club has gmail so I can pull tricks and annoy without setting foot out my door.
5. 6. I'm glad I live in the country, where I'm less likely to witness traffic accidents tomorrow.
6. 5. I'm thankful I don't have any friends that must go shopping tomorrow. I'd be really sad if they got trampled.
7. 4. I'm thankful I don't work in a store. I'd hate to have to clean up the mess everyone would leave behind, not to mention having to explain to the cops, why, exactly, I opened the twenty-eighth register when I knew every person at the end of the lines would immediately run over, thus causing some poor person's demise.
8. 3. I'm glad God gave me the brains to avoid most of the above.
9. 2. I'm glad I'm oblivious to the brains that are missing.
10. 1. But most of all, I'm glad for my family, my friends, and all the times we've shared together. Ya'll have been with me through a lot in the past year and a month.

Love ya all!

~Dresden