The First Church of the Heretics

(21:51:45) Bookwyrm: Hmm, what should I call the church?
(21:51:54) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Hmmm.
(21:51:56) malkah: Poor Darwin. XD
(21:52:00) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Saint Booky's. . . something.
(21:52:08) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Wait, you a saint? Never mind.
(21:52:11) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Ithie!!!
(21:52:13) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad hugtackles
(21:52:20) MinotaurforAslan: The non-levites?
(21:52:21) Bookwyrm: Hey Ithi
(21:52:21) malkah: The Snarkathedral.
(21:52:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Are you feeling any better?
(21:52:30) malkah: IZZY!
(21:52:32) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: THE SNARKATHEDRAL. xD
(21:52:35) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I LOVE that. xDDD
(21:52:38) Bookwyrm: lol
(21:52:42) Bookwyrm: me too
(21:52:50) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And he can deliver snarky sermons and it will quickly become the most populous religion in the world.
(21:53:09) malkah: Yes. With a worldwide Youtube congregation of millions.
(21:53:15) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Yes!!! XD
(21:53:42) malkah: He'll have the Imperial March played on the organ when he comes up to preach.
(21:53:49) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad FISTPUMP
(21:53:50) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Mal.
(21:53:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: You are a genius.
(21:53:56) MinotaurforAslan: I might go to that church
(21:53:57) Bookwyrm: Definitely
(21:54:00) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Booky, you should hire her.
(21:54:06) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I'd definitely go.
(21:54:11) Bookwyrm: And instead of suits and dresses, we would wear capes
(21:54:17) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: YES!
(21:54:21) malkah: YES.
(21:54:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: What would the choir outfits look like?
(21:54:37) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: WB, Cor
(21:54:38) Ellesar should plug in her nook
(21:54:44) Bookwyrm: Storm trooper armor
(21:54:48) malkah: WB, Cor!
(21:54:49) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ROFL
(21:54:52) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I love this.
(21:54:56) PrinceCor004: returns
(21:55:01) malkah: LOL! XDDDD
(21:55:17) malkah: This is pure and utter win.
(21:55:23) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And the stained glass windows should all depict various scenes of geekdom.
(21:55:40) Lady_Arwen: I think the Grand High Snarpriest should wear a Fez and a bow tie.
(21:55:49) Bookwyrm: Yes! The TARDIS, the Enterprise
(21:55:49) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: YESH.
(21:55:58) malkah: Yes yes yes
(21:56:10) Ellesar: you guys are weird
(21:56:19) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: No, we're awesome.
(21:56:29) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Someday thousands will look back on this day as the start of a Brave New Geeky World.
(21:56:31) Lady_Arwen: We are TEH AWESOMZ
(21:56:33) Bookwyrm: Millenniam Falcon
(21:56:35) malkah: What else could you have? Comic books for hymnals?
(21:56:41) PrinceCor004: Each stained glass window depicts one iconic scene from a Sci Fi film, from Metropolis through The Matrix. xD
(21:56:45) Ellesar: you're weird, Rose
(21:56:46) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad rofls. XDDD
(21:56:46) Lady_Arwen: Milleniam?
(21:56:54) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad is AWESOME!!! Awesome, I tell you!
(21:56:57) Bookwyrm: Ooo, perfect, cor
(21:57:06) Ellesar: that's debateable, dear minion
(21:57:12) malkah: "We're weird now. Weirdness is cool. "
(21:57:15) Lady_Arwen: ...and we can have weeping angels guarding the gates!
(21:57:16) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad shniffles.
(21:57:18) Lady_Arwen: Ooo...problem.
(21:57:24) Ellesar: rofl malkah
(21:57:30) Lady_Arwen: What do you do with the headless monks?
(21:57:34) Bookwyrm: lol
(21:57:36) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: We won't get in trouble with copyright stuff, will we?
(21:57:39) Ellesar: stay away from them?
(21:57:48) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Give them cabbages for heads?
(21:57:49) Bookwyrm: They would pass the collection plates around
(21:57:56) malkah: Have them collect the offering?
(21:58:01) Lady_Arwen: rofl
(21:58:02) malkah: Booky beat me to it. XD
(21:58:11) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And the collection goes to expanding Booky's comic book library.
(21:58:13) Lady_Arwen: No "donations" though!
(21:58:13) Bookwyrm: If people cheap out and put a quarter in, they start chanting
(21:58:17) georgiefan1: hi people!
(21:58:21) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Whit! *hugtackles*
(21:58:24) PrinceCor004: Have C3P0's as ushers....
(21:58:24) Lady_Arwen: Hey neighbor.
(21:58:38) georgiefan1: Rosie! *is hugtackled*
(21:58:41) Ellesar puts on an episode of Twilight Zone to watch before going to bed
(21:58:43) malkah: THAT would be awesome, Cor.
(21:58:45) georgiefan1: hi Neighbor!!!
(21:58:47) malkah: Squishie!
(21:58:58) georgiefan1: Auntie Dori!!!
(21:59:00) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I don't know why you want to watch the Twilight Zone when you can just watch the lunacy of chat, Elle.
(21:59:04) Lady_Arwen: And Data can be the dude that rides around in the go-cart taking people from their car to the door.
(21:59:28) PrinceCor004: @ LA. No, Robby the Robot! xDDD
(21:59:35) Bookwyrm: And after the service, we would adjourn to the church's cafeteria to have second breakfast
(21:59:42) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad:
(21:59:46) malkah rofls.
(21:59:50) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Can I be in charge of the food?
(21:59:57) Bookwyrm: sure
(22:00:04) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Yay!
(22:00:10) Lady_Arwen: ...and the elves can keep the Library.
(22:00:30) Ellesar: because I like having background noise, Rose
(22:00:31) Bookwyrm: yep
(22:00:42) PrinceCor004: Second breakfast which includes the special "Green Eggs and ham"
(22:00:44) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad wonders if Booky will dress as Darth Vader and do the sermons in Darth Vader voice.
(22:00:59) TheGentleWarrior: well... still doesn't look like it's emptied out much here, now has it?
(22:01:06) TheGentleWarrior: Maybe a bit of member change, but....
(22:01:06) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Gen! *pounces*
(22:01:10) georgiefan1: Darth Vader is scary!
(22:01:12) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Come, come! This is a very important day in your life!
(22:01:15) georgiefan1: Hermione!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(22:01:17) TheGentleWarrior: ROSE. O.O
(22:01:19) malkah: "Luuuuuke...I am your pastor." XD
(22:01:19) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: The day you become enlightened about HERETICISM!
(22:01:23) TheGentleWarrior: Uhh... why? *is pounced on*
(22:01:27) malkah: Gen!
(22:01:28) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ROFL, Mal!!!
(22:01:32) TheGentleWarrior: Oookkk...?
(22:01:36) TheGentleWarrior: Hi Mal!
(22:01:37) PrinceCor004: Of course, you'd have to keep the Queeen in the basement in order to get the green eggs....
(22:01:41) Lady_Arwen: Darth Vader: "Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha tooday."
(22:01:43) TheGentleWarrior: GINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(22:01:52) TheGentleWarrior: .....
(22:01:52) malkah: ROFL, Wren!
(22:01:57) TheGentleWarrior: is someone getting married?
(22:02:05) Lady_Arwen: No.
(22:02:07) TheGentleWarrior: should I even ask?
(22:02:10) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: We seriously need to make fake accounts on April Fool's day and post about this church in CR&P.
(22:02:13) TheGentleWarrior: ok...
(22:02:14) Lady_Arwen: Its...prince bride comment.
(22:02:14) Bookwyrm: "But I don't believe in God!" "I find your lack of faith ... disturbing."
(22:02:20) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ROFLLLLLLLLL
(22:02:21) TheGentleWarrior WANTS A FAKE ACCOUNT.
(22:02:25) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad bursts out laughing. XD
(22:02:33) malkah: OH MY WORD.
(22:02:34) PrinceCor004: LOL Booky! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(22:02:38) TheGentleWarrior: Actually, i'm gonna change my username on April 1st.
(22:02:42) TheGentleWarrior: Booky. XDDD
(22:02:46) georgiefan1: "These are not the ministers you are looking for" XD
(22:02:46) Lady_Arwen: Hey, guys, just as a reminder, fake accounts except on April 1st are against the rules.
(22:02:46) malkah 's sides hurt. XDDDDDDDD
(22:03:08) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad hands Mal some water
(22:03:09) Lady_Arwen snickers.
(22:03:24) malkah takes the water and tries to breathe.
(22:03:28) malkah: Thanks, Rose.
(22:03:30) TheGentleWarrior: Don't worry Lady A. I'd never do that, even though it'd be funny at times, i'm not that evul, trust me. *nods*
(22:03:31) Lady_Arwen hopes mal doesn't do a spittake.
(22:03:41) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Somehow I feel like this church's congregation will look a lot like people at ComicCon.
(22:03:56) TheGentleWarrior: So... fill me in on something about this interesting church?
(22:03:57) Lady_Arwen: lol!
(22:04:03) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Well.
(22:04:11) PrinceCor004: "We'll take the book and preach from the pulpit.... it's the only way to be sure."
(22:04:11) TheGentleWarrior: Something about Darth Vader?
(22:04:17) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: It's called the Snarkathedral.
(22:04:25) Bookwyrm: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." *force yanks the blaster away*
(22:04:26) TheGentleWarrior: *snorts* XD
(22:04:36) TheGentleWarrior: Snarkathedral?
(22:04:40) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Yesh.
(22:04:46) TheGentleWarrior: Wow. XD
(22:04:50) TheGentleWarrior: I love it.
(22:04:50) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And Booky's the Grand High Snarker or something.
(22:04:53) TheGentleWarrior: What else?
(22:05:00) TheGentleWarrior: Grand High Snarker?
(22:05:04) Bookwyrm: The Bishop of Snarkitude
(22:05:04) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I should just send you the chat log.
(22:05:16) Bookwyrm: The Caustic Cleric
(22:05:16) Lady_Arwen: The Grand Exalted Snarpriest.
(22:05:17) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: BUT IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME
(22:05:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And I'm in charge of the foodz. You should join.
(22:05:31) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad hugtackles Ithie. Again.
(22:05:32) Lady_Arwen: Leader of the headless monks.
(22:05:37) PrinceCor004: would like to be incharge of security.... or making sure the grounds are not defiled.
(22:05:40) Ithilwen: Hello.
(22:05:41) malkah helps hugtackle Izzy.
(22:05:45) malkah: We have a chat log for you.
(22:05:45) Ithilwen: What are you guys doing?
(22:05:50) Bookwyrm: Hey Ithi
(22:05:51) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: We totally do.
(22:05:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: This is a very important day in history!
(22:05:57) Ithilwen: Great! Go ahead and PM it to me. XD
(22:05:59) TheGentleWarrior: send me the chat log!
(22:05:59) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: WE HAVE FOUNDED A RELIGION!
(22:06:01) TheGentleWarrior: please??
(22:06:03) Lady_Arwen waves
(22:06:05) TheGentleWarrior: I wanna join, too!
(22:06:07) Ithilwen: Oh dear. XD
(22:06:09) Bookwyrm: We're planning the First Church of Totally Awesome Hereticism
(22:06:12) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Can someone else do it? My copy and paste is stupid.
(22:06:16) georgiefan1:
(22:06:19) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad high fives Booky.
(22:06:20) malkah: I've got it.
(22:06:24) Ellesar wants a copy of it as well
(22:06:24) georgiefan1: I'll join!
(22:06:25) TheGentleWarrior: Could you PM it to me anyone? I'd appreciate it.
(22:06:26) Ithilwen pokes Mally's inbox
(22:06:27) malkah: Just a sec...
(22:06:30) Lady_Arwen wonders where she would fit into this.
(22:06:32) TheGentleWarrior: And I wanna join... what can I do?
(22:06:36) Lady_Arwen: "Helloooooo Benjamin!"
(22:06:37) Bookwyrm: AKA the Snarkthedral
(22:06:52) Lady_Arwen wants a copy, too.
(22:06:53) malkah: Izzy, by the way, I'm working on a reply for your PM. It's just going to be a loooong one, so it's taking awhile.
(22:06:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Do we need a dance teacher?
(22:06:58) Bookwyrm: You can be the choir director. You'll shoot anyone who sings off key.
(22:07:08) Lady_Arwen: Snarkethedral might sound better.
(22:07:11) Ithilwen: Thanks, Mal. I just sent you another PM. XD But it's short.
(22:07:21) TheGentleWarrior: Who's the choir director? I'm lost.
(22:07:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad votes for Snarkathedral, personally.
(22:07:26) TheGentleWarrior: a dance teacher. XD
(22:07:28) Lady_Arwen keeps thinking Ithi is Joe.
(22:07:30) malkah: Oh drat. I lost the log when the chat booted me. Can someone else get it, please?
(22:07:35) TheGentleWarrior votes for Snarkathedral also.
(22:07:35) Bookwyrm: Lady A, if she wants.
(22:07:36) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Cathedral. . . Kathedral. . . Snarkathedral.